We can disappear you
01/02/2007 11:21 PM
I posted a few weeks back about a show on ABC
called Day Break, starring Taye Diggs (that's him in
the pic). If I were truly a savvy blogger I'd
hyperlink to the post, but instead, I'll let you dig
for it with the brand new danielsonenberg.com search
bar. Isn't it exciting? While you're searching, you
can also look up that other post, from further back,
when I said I was giving up television for good.
Yeah, well, we see how that turned out. I am nothing
if not human (and occasionally deeply in need of mind
Novocain). Anyway, I watched a couple of more
episodes of the show and got hooked - it's like 24
meets Groundhog's Day - high concept, very intense,
great acting and writing, overall just a solid show.
Well, I knew something was up a couple of weeks ago
when I went to abc.com and saw that the next episode
"had not been scheduled yet." I mean, this show was
slated to run consecutively until Lost, which is more
popular but not as good, made its triumphant return
in February. Anyway, I went back to abc.com yesterday
and discovered that all mention of Day Break has been
scrubbed clean from their website. It's as if it
never existed. Of course through google and wikipedia
and all that I was able to ascertain that the show
had been canceled due to consistently declining
ratings. Apparently the last episode they aired only
drew 3.9 million viewers (yeah, I'd be really bummed
if one of my compositions "only" reached that many
folks). So they just pulled the plug and flipped the
bird to viewers like me, who had gotten hooked into a
serialized drama, every episode of which had already
been shot and paid for. In the can, so to speak.
Apparently there were initially whispers about airing
the eps on-line, but there were some sort of "music
clearance" issues, so now Day Break has simply been
disappeared. Is it just me, or is this deeply
callous, insensitive and even immoral behavior on the
part of the network? I mean, why would I ever, ever
invest in another new show on ABC, now that I know
that they don't give two squats about my happiness?
I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to
take it anymore. And the thing that kills me is,
there's this other show called Big Day, another 24
knockoff, but this one idiotically about a single
wedding day, stretched out over a whole TV season
(stop reading for a moment and contemplate the
inanity of that). Alex and I tuned in briefly because
it stars Wendie Mallick, who was absolutely brilliant
on the very funny show Just Shoot Me. But Big Day is
truly awful, a clear misfire. I mean, I understand
there is something called taste when it comes to
humor (as every friend upon whom I’ve forced a
viewing of “A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa” has
reminded me), but this is not about taste. This is
just an ill-conceived program with terrible writing,
no comic timing, and no real interest whatsoever. It
feels like watching a comedian out and out bomb at a
comedy club. And yet this show, this STINKER that no
sane person could possibly enjoy (unless they liked
Gods and Monsters, I suppose), doesn’t get
canceled by the American Bonehead Company?
Grrr….