ORANGE TOASTS |
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1.To the glorious, pious and immortal memory of King William III, who saved us from rogues and roguery, slaves and slavery, knaves and knavery, from brass money and wooden shoes: and whoever denies this toast may he be slammed, crammed and jammed into the muzzle of the great gun of Athlone, and the gun fired into the Pope's belly, and the Pope into the devil's belly, and the devil into hell, and the door locked, and the key forever in an Orangeman's pocket. 2.To the glorious, pious and immortal memory of the great and good King William, who saved us from popery, slavery, priestcraft and knavery, brass money, and wooden shoes, and who allowed a debtor to walk on Sunday, and he who will not drink this toast shall be rammed, crammed and jammed down the Big Gun of Athlone, and shot up against the Rock of Gibraltar, and his bones made into sparables [boot nails] to make boots for decent protestants, and a fig for the Bishop of Cork. |